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HOW MAKE YOU SIBLINGS    DISAPPEAR

Yes we all know the story you have an annoying sibling who won't leave you alone, or the type that wish you did not exist, or even just very clingy little cousin, They are all so annoying and you just want to get rid of them for good don't worry I know how you feel, you have a problem well I have the solution. I am going to teach you how to make you siblings disappear.

PS: I am not in any way responsible for any punishment that you get from your parents when they find out that you have made you siblings disappear.

YOU WILL NEED:

• You victims favourite type of cupcake
• A bowl
• A spoon
• ¼ cup of flour
• 1 tablespoon of  lemon juice
• 1 tablespoon of fire sauce (hot sauce )
• 2 teaspoons of tomato sauce
• 1 jalapeno (seeds and all )
• 2 tablespoons of shaved coconut
• a teaspoon of water
• 2 tablespoons of liquid nitrogen
• and safety gloves/ goggles

Lets get started

Step one

put on your safety goggles and gloves

Step two

Make your siblings favourite type of cupcake ( my victims favourite is vanilla)

Step three

Put your flour hot sauce and lemon juice into a bowl and mix together with a spoon once they are combined add the tomato sauce if you have done this right it should look beyond disgusting.

Step four

Dice up your jalapenos very finely and put them in the bowl add in your shaved coconut water and mix very well. then put this into your bowl with

Step five

Add your liquid nitrogen in very slowly and mix again.

Your mixture should be very thin and light if not add more water

Step six

cut a small hole in the top of your cupcake and pour mixture cover hole with icing.

FEED TO YOUR SIBLING AND ENJOY THE RESULTS .

I hope you enjoy the results of not having gotten rid of that annoying someone for good that you so much for trying this out and if you liked tell other so they can try it also they position only works for a day or two so have fun while you can thank you for trying this I hope you thought it was fun  side effects may include cheek swelling, bleeding gums only half of you sibling coming back sore stomachs internal bleeding unable to talk  throwing up a lot again i am in no way responsible if you get grounded for life or only half of your sibling comes back or if your parents try to kill you because you find out that the sibling you made disappear is their favourite child  and no I do not have an antidote sorry.